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Credentials

Over 30+ years experience:

  • King of the House
  • Kitchen Quality Assurance
  • A/C Supervisor
  • Ice Inventory Manager

Dadisms

I gotta pee like Ali Sheeba.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

You’re outta line!

Nice girl, nice family.

There’s nothing like a salty spray in the face.

Where’s the goddamn sauerkraut in this house?

Stay outta trouble.

He's hump for the monkey.

Did you put salt in this?

More gravy.

Grazie...

For crying out out loud!

Arrrggghhh. GODDAMNIT!

Schmearnoff aka Smirnoff

Bold Statements & Truths

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Thundersnow is real

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The Everglades is a river

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Locatelli is better than Parm

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Red sauce is best with linguine

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Ted Williams was the greatest tarpon fisher

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Tiger isn't a top five golfer

Tommy's Top

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Sports Teams

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  • Yankees
  • Giants
  • Islanders
  • Knicks
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Bruce Songs

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  • Thunder Road
  • Backstreets
  • Jungleland
  • Badlands
  • Racing in the Streets
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Meals

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  • Veal parmigiana
  • Spaghetti bolognese
  • 'Scrole 'n beans
  • Pasta 'n peas
  • Pasta Fagioli pronounced "Fah-zool"
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Activities

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  • Roofing
  • Watching sports
  • Complaining about sports
  • Couch
  • Naps
  • Golf
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Movies

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  • The Godfather
  • The Godfather Part II
  • Young Frankenstein
  • Blazing Saddles basically anything by Mel Brooks
  • Airplane
  • The Naken Gun
  • A Few Good Men
  • Apollo 13
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Quotes

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  • “It’s good to be the King”
  • "Zere will be NO toys in Toyland zis year!"
  • “Milk was a bad choice”
  • “Did I have Wendy’s twice today?”
  • “Quintus, free my men.”

Tommy Goes Green

We shall never forget how the Almighty has fallen. Those few epic times...

What?

The Spiderman Ride

When?

Consult Tommy

Where?

Islands of Adventure

Why?

False information. The ride WAS a simulator.

What?

Easter dinner

When?

Consult Tommy

Where?

In the Chrysler

Why?

Samubca. Uncle Jeff.

Tommy (leaning over the side of the house):
"Let this be a lesson to you kids"